You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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