Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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