No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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