If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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