OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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