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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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