I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I have post one night stand depression
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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