I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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