so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
How does it feel to date your dad?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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