Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was born a porn star she said
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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