haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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