And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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