doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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