I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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