So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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