So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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