Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
