So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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