butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i out mim tonsoeep
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