so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You don't make any sense
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