as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Boobs are out for the taking
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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