so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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