Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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