hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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