Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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