im having a threesome with these popsicles
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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