Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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