She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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