My hand turned me down
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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