Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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