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Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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