He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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