i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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