I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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