we have officially lost it.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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