wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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