i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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