She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I look better un-naked...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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