We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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