girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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