i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It's just like the Real World with babies
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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