It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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