...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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