I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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