we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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