Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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