you win again, gameday.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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