were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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