Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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