Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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