Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
and she was petting her beer can
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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