Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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